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NOWHERE LAND

by The Chords UK

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1.
NOWHERE LAND 03:50
NOWHERE LAND There's a hunger in this city Like the coldness and the rain Tribal rivals looking pretty Carrying guns and staking claims (what a shame) There's a sound then there's a fashion If there's a whole then there's a peg A painted face .. an image to latch on A disagreements a kick in the head (seeing red !) Chorus: Here in Nowhere Nowhere Land Here no-one cares too much Or tries to understand Well they took away my new shoes And dressed me up in drag Like a clown up on a catwalk For a cover of a mag (what a slag!) Chorus repeat Well our days were surely numbered We got lumbered with the cheque And the albatross stopped flying And landed round my neck .. (what a wreck!) Chorus Repeat OUTRO I said ... here Here in Nowhere Here in Nowhere Land Here no-one cares too much Or tries to understand They try to understand Oh! Here in Nowhere I try to understand Yeah!
2.
THE MOST IMPORTANT MAN Like a dog with a bone He will not leave me alone Oh! The most important man He's always right He's never wrong Please sir can I sing my song? Oh! The most important man In his world today Oh! hey! hey! hey! Oh! He's got it oh! so planned Oh! My oh my! A kick in the eye From the most important man Lunchtime legend North to South Butter won't melt in his mouth Oh! The most important man He's his judge and he's his jury Hell sure has his fury! Oh! The most important man In his world today Oh! hey! hey! hey! He does not give a damn Oh! my oh! my! A kick in the eye! From the most important man Sham! What a lousy ham! Sneaky and he's snidey Wretched and damed! Dirty and sly Man he'll have you groomed! A-wop-bop-a-doo-wop A-wop-bam-boom! He's a martyr , he's a saint that exactly what he ain't ! Oh! The most important man perfidious & clandestine what him bleat .. hear him whine! Oh! The most important man In his world today Oh! hey! hey! hey! No he does not give a damn Oh! my oh! my! A kick in the eye! From the most important man Sham! What a lousy ham! Sneaky and he's snidey Wretched and damed! Dirty and sly Man he'll have you groomed! A-wop-bop-a-doo-wop A-wop-bam-boom! Like a dog with a bone He will not leave me alone Oh! The most important man
3.
OUR WORLD 04:03
4.
GENTRIFIED THE ELEPHANT Hey listen Ma ..It's gone too far They've Gentrified the Elephant Hey ! what's 'up' Dad .. it's kinda Sad They've Gentrified the Elephant You would NOT recognise it .. they've built it to the moon Knocked down 'Ron the Butchers' .. & Edie's Greasy Spoon If you've got a 100 grand boy ..You can rent yourself a room ! ( room) Hey ! Hey ! Hey ! Hey ! Hey ! Hey ! Hey ! Sister Sue what can we do They've Gentrified the Elephant Hey ! Brother Mike ain't it alright They've Gentrified the Elephant You wouldn't wanna be here..They build it out to Mars Shut the Golden Lion , the library & the baths Still they ..opened up a Coffee shop . OH ! la-di-da- dee -da !!! (da) Hey ! Hey ! Hey ! Hey ! Hey ! Hey ! Hey! Aunty Kate it's all too late They've Gentrified the Elephant Hey ! Uncle Jack ain't it a fact They've Gentrified the Elephant SOLO So what's it like 'down under ' I hope to be flying soon ( soon) Hey ! Hey ! Hey ! Hey ! Hey ! Hey ! Hey! what's UP Dad it's all gone MAD They've Gentrified the Elephant Hey ! Listen MUM ....There's Knives & Guns They've Gentrified Your Elephant YEAH !
5.
DOG DAY AFTERNOON Here's to the man who's lost his way All he's got is yesterday but way down deep inside his soul He's still got it he still knows ....how to roll with the punches to get back what's been robbed It's Not the Dog in the Fight Boy ! Fight Boy ! Fight Boy ! Fight Boy It's the Fight in the Dog Here's to the man who won't give in OH ! he knows he's gotta win coz way down deep inside his heart He's still got it to play the part Of the one who won't be silenced , won't be silenced, conned or fobbed .. It's Not the Dog in the fight boy ! Fight Boy ! Fight Boy ! Fight Boy .. It's the Fight in the Dog OH ! the bell clangs another round OH ..ain't no-BODY.. Gonna Put him DOWN ! & He clatters & He batters to hunter from being prey , & He's off the ropes & screaming ... Every Dog sure _has his day .. & he moves between the punches & he get backs what's been robbed .. It's Not the Dog in the fight boy ! Fight Boy ! Fight Boy ! Fight Boy ... It's the Fight in the Dog
6.
LOST IN THE PLOT Hanging from a window ledge One false move I'm dead A cop's trying to talk me down I'm 60 ft above the ground..... .The man he called in his loan I lost the car , the home ... The wife and kids they're gone What the hell went wrong ?? CHORUS : Sweet love ...how did it come to this ? My Heart's Broken - Up in BITS... My soul feels like it's been shot I got lost in the plot The factory it shut last May Man I had bills too pay Johnny said he knew the man all you do is drive THE van ..... Suddenly I'm in real deep The money & the life's real sweet But the man's got me in his trap & they're ain't no going back CHORUS : rpt Now I'm in my own gangster movie.. Getting high on the man's supply . Now I'm looking right thru me .. Oh ! My .. Oh! why ..why ! why "! why ! solo If the factory hadn't closed it's gates if I hadn't tempted fate I'd be somewhere else instead Not hanging from this ledge Oh ! Babe how did it get this far Remember dancing down Johnny's bar Weekends with the kids on the beach Now its so far , so far out of reach !!!! Sweet love ...how did it come to this ? My Heart's Broken - Up in BITS... My soul feels like it's been shot I got lost in the plot
7.
Hipsters of London I'm running around with the Hipsters of London I'm Talk of the Town with the Hipsters of London with my 'Swinging Sixties' tales Down the bag o' Nails with gangsters out of jail I'm hanging around with the Hipsters of London I'm in for a pound with the Hipsters of London in the decadent 70's down the Speakeasy with Rock 'n' Roll Royalty thru Regent Street down Leicester Square I am the face .. I'm everywhere But the sun sure sets on my Carnaby oh vanity ! I'm swanning around with the Hipsters of London dressed like a clown with the Hipsters of London with my fickle 80's swag posing down the Wag with builders dressed in drag !! OH !!! I'm rockin around with the Hipsters of London mad for the sound of the Hipsters of London in the 1990's . HA! At the Pop scene & Met Bar when Charlie was our star thru Regent Street down Leicester Square I am the face .. I'm everywhere But the sun sure sets on my Carnaby oh vanity ! still running around with the Hipsters of London with my beard and a frown with the Hipsters of London OH !!
8.
THESE BAD TIMES When will all these bad times go? I don't care and I don't know I don't give a damn for austerity I'm looking after Number One you see ! Sail my yacht Fly my plane Peering down below When will all these bad times go? I'm gone with the wind I'm slippery as sin There's pie in the sky Oh my! I'm dirty and flash Keep your hand off my stash Wouldn't you just love to be me! Chorus repeat There's pie in the sky Oh! Me! Oh! My! I'm gone with the wind Like sin! I'm mean and I'm brash Got my foot on the cash Wouldn't you just love to be me! Chorus repeat I'm low-down and crass Adios! Gotta dash! Wouldn't you just love to be me! When will all these bad times go? I don't care and I don't know I don't give a damn for austerity I'm looking after Number One you see
9.
ALL I WANT IS EVERYTHING As, as I get older , surely ...this THING should wain As it chips upon my shoulder .. telling me it's all in Vain...... You should know much better ( I should , I could) Deal with all life brings .. ( I know , I must) live life to the letter ....... NO .NO No ..Coz .. ALL I WANT IS EVERYTHING As , as I grow wiser , I'm none the smarter...for it !!! You should stop your messing (I know ,I should) Compromise what YOU sing ..( I know ,I must) You should count your blessings.... NO .NO ..No ..Coz .. ALL I WANT IS EVERYTHING AS ,as I look at it ..... see it for what it is..... You should shut your mouth BOY ! (I know ,I should) be a puppet on a string ( I know ,I must) you should whisper NOT shout Boy !!! NO .NO No ..Coz .. ALL I WANT IS EVERYTHING
10.
21st Century Blues Hey! Bobby's on the 25 Working just to stay alive Now they've moved to the burbs Took the kids ... took the wife Bought a piece of paradise It ain't quite what he heard Something's just got to give Live to work ... work to live It all seems so absurd ... hey! From his head to his shoes He's got the 21st century blues Rip it up Fake the news He's got the 21st century blues Yes he do! Yes he do! Tina's on the 5.15 Oh! She wants to shout and scream Late for the nursery Working all the friggin time God, I need a glass of wine To get this day out of me What did we come here for? Sold a dream on Channel 4 Sha la la la lee! Hey! From her head to his shoes She's got the 21st century blues Rip it up Fake the news She's got the 21st century blues Yes he do! Yes he do! Wooh! Broken goals Burning souls Give us ... give us rock 'n' roll Get back to the town ... hey! From they're head to their shoes They've got the 21st century blues Rip it up Fake the news They've got the 21st century blues From my head to my shoes I got the 21st century blues Rip it up Fake the news I got the 21st century blues Yes I Do !!!! Oh! Yes I do! Yes I do! Yes I do! Stop!
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LIVED TO TELL THE TALE On the Ship of Fools Nine tailed to (the) rules The die was cast boy I leapt from the mast (boy!) To a town of lies Fate was my alibi On a wanted poster From coast-to-coast ... yeah! Beaten, robbed and pounded By a sheriff with a gun Double-crossed and hounded By lawyers on the run The stone-faced judge and jury (Well they) threw me right in jail But I pulled a key from my pocket And I lived to tell the tale! To the Street of Dreams Fake kings and queens Well they tried to 'roll me' With what they 'sold me'! Beaten and distorted by a man In a three-piece suit! Double-crossed and thwarted By rogues in Chelsea boots! In the shark-infested boardroom Sign here for the Holy Grail I pulled a pen from my pocket And I lived to tell the tale Oh! So many years have passed Since I leapt from that mast! Now I'm on the road again This time to the end "Unfinished Business" Yeah! Well that's what is this? Beaten, lost and wasted Time to join me a rock 'n' roll band Double-crossed and hated For going back to Nowhere Land! Ambushed at the crossroads by fools Willing me to fail But I pulled a gun from my pocket And I lived to tell the tale! Yeah! I lived to tell the tale On the Street of Dreams Well you know just what I mean!  
12.
ONE LAST SHOT AT THE TITLE How long have we got? The hand of fate The ticking clock Who knows what's round the bend For me and you my sweet friend Coz I know just what it's like To be with you on a Friday night Dancing to the songs we love You and me like a hand-in-glove Coz I still believe in it Right to the heart of it You and me baby Remember when the juke box was our bible Let's take one last One last shot at the title Coz I know just what it’s like To burn that bridge To roll that dice Onto where dreams comes true All or nothing for me and you Coz I still have faith in it Right to the soul of it You and me baby Remember when guitars sound like riffles Let's take one last One last shot at the title Give us sunshine forget the rain Sail our ship Jump our train Coz I know just what it's like To drive and drive And drive all night Onto the sun shines thru Oh! baby me and you! Coz I still have hope in it Right to the end of it You and me baby Remember when our dreams came out at nightfall Let's take one last One last shot at the title One last shot at the title One last shot at the title One last shot at the title Oh Yeah! How long have we got? The hand of fate The ticking clock!

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The Chords UK 's second album 12 toons

1. NOWHERE LAND
2. MOST IMPORTANT MAN
3 .OUR WORLD
4 .DOG DAY AFTERNOON
5 .GENTRIFIED THE ELEPHANT
6. LOST IN THE PLOT
7. HIPSTERS OF LONDON
8. THESE BAD TIMES
9. ALL I WANT IS EVERYTHING
10. 21st CENTURY BLUES
11. LIVED TO TELL THE TALE
12. ONE LAST SHOT AT THE TITLE

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released September 9, 2018

All songs Chris Pope

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